Cracker jack

Our family tradition is to pour burning brandy over the pudding that Ann made.  Some of the holly burnt to ash which had to be scraped off!

We pulled a cracker.
Q. Where do fortune tellers dance?     A. At the crystal ball.

Anybody got a better joke?

 This cheeky 'monkey' is pinching the birds nuts!

We moved on down a few locks on Boxing Day.

Anyone for cake?  It is OK cos Ann made that as well!